Jesus H Christ: Hilarious Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1643
Cover Reads:
Mary Decides On A Name... Jesus H. Christ!
Inside Reads:
Season's Greetings
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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Poor Mary. She got none of the fun parts of child birthing, and all of the painful parts.

This funny Christmas card is tailor-made for your dirty-minded friends who appreciate adult humor. While there is no profanity, this irreverent Christmas card is plenty offensive for people who get tired of all the preaching this time of year.

With this adult humor cartoon card, you can show how Jesus was really named. Available courtesy of Tom Cheney, this card will surely lighten the mood this holiday season. Hopefully your Christmas won't be as painful as Mary's this holiday season. We’ll relieve that holiday hassle with free shipping and bulk discounts that increase when you order multiple versions of this card.

We also have many more dirty joke Christmas cards, the kind you’ll never find in that mushy gift store that also has its own network of terrible, sappy Christmas movies. Why not order your own today? This and a number of other great, humorous cards are available from NobleWorks Cards.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Jesus H Christ
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 1996
UPC:
745469016437
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By Mp
Ca
LOL
December 6, 2020
We laughed out loud!
Pros
  • Very clever!
Cons
  • Not for religious people without a sense of humor!
By MICHAEL H.
mi.
kick ass
December 4, 2020
waiting for review from those we sent them to.
more later.
Pros
  • +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
By Merry
Reno NV
This card was to funny
October 23, 2020
I bought this card several times everyone loved it. I laughed so hard the first time I read this card. I almost wet my pants.
Pros
  • So funny
Cons
  • Send to people who would not be offended by the non spiritual nature.
By Harry
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
It`s a SCREAM
January 10, 2020
Hilarious commentary on the most famous birth
By Gwen H.
Christopher, IL
Love this card.
November 25, 2019
Love this card. I have sent this to friends, and they absolutely thought it was hysterical. Everybody asked me where I got it.
By debbie w.
OH
Too Funny!
November 14, 2019
This one can only be sent to certain people. Some may take offense but what the heck---it's funny!
By Dianne
Ashby MA
Perfectly Irreverent
August 21, 2019
Speaks for itself
Cons
  • Know your audience
By Les
PA
Xmas card
January 12, 2019
Funny card for someone who is not religious
By Tish
Ohio
Unbelievably funny
December 8, 2018
Nice glossy card and the shipping is fast