How do you know a snowman is actually a man? Depends on how he wears his carrot. Unfortunately for this snowman, he finds himself in a predicament. When it comes to ensuring the neighborhood kids have an undramatic and merry Christmas, nice snowman forgoes his manhood, but naughty snowman is a little more, let’s say, expressive. Even so, he’s modest enough to cover up. Don’t keep your nose clean with lame Christmas cards. Grow a pair of coal lumps and send your friends some risqué holiday cards.