Somebody Shoot Me: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 1421K
Cover Reads:
To Me, Christmas Means Cooking Up A Feast For Family And Friends...An Endless, Numbing Day Of Scrubbing, Grating, Peeling, Chopping, Slicing, And Dicing, Until My Fingers Bleed, And Like A Tortured Sl*Ve, My Mind Spirals Into A Dark Psychotic Pit Of Hell Where The Voices In My Head Begin Screaming "Shoot Me, Please, Somebody Just F***G Shoot Me!"
Inside Reads:
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The beaming lady shucking green beans on this bright, cheery, red, yellow and blue colored card is not all that she seems. Once you read her diatribe against the 'joys' of Christmas cooking, you'll understand that this woman is seriously, seasonally whacked! The Somebody Shoot Me Humor Card from NobleWorks takes sarcastic aim at the sheer hell that is holiday cooking; and hits a hilarious bull's-eye!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Somebody Shoot Me
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
October 15, 2015
UPC:
745469214215
Availability:
In Stock
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