Somebody Shoot Me: Funny Christmas Card

Item #: 1421
Cover Reads:
To Me, Christmas Means Cooking Up A Feast For Family And Friends...An Endless, Numbing Day Of Scrubbing, Grating, Peeling, Chopping, Slicing, And Dicing, Until My Fingers Bleed, And Like A Tortured Slave, My Mind Spirals Into A Dark Psychotic Pit Of Hell Where The Voices In My Head Begin Screaming "Shoot Me, Please, Somebody Just Fucking Shoot Me!"
Inside Reads:
Tis The Season!
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Getting ready for Christmas can be a chore. Now you can show what Christmas really means to mom with this card from NobleWorksCards.com. Order your own witty Christmas card today. It is sure to bring many laughs. Should it not produce the desired number of laughs that you had hoped for, than you're obviously hanging out with the wrong people.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Somebody Shoot Me
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
February 15, 2000
UPC:
745469014211
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Doug
Sunset Beach
card
December 7, 2018
The funniest card ever
By Goddess C.
CT
Another Fan Favourite
November 9, 2018
Love to hear women reading this card out loud and laughing. My ladies are buying this card for their mothers
Pros
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