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Somebody Shoot Me: Funny Christmas Paper Card

Item #: 1421
Cover Reads: To Me, Christmas Means Cooking Up A Feast For Family And Friends...An Endless, Numbing Day Of Scrubbing, Grating, Peeling, Chopping, Slicing, And Dicing, Until My Fingers Bleed, And Like A Tortured Slave, My Mind Spirals Into A Dark Psychotic Pit Of Hell Where The Voices In My Head Begin Screaming "Shoot Me, Please, Somebody Just Fucking Shoot Me!"
Inside Reads: Tis The Season!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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Getting ready for Christmas can be a chore. Now you can show what Christmas really means to mom with this card from Order your own witty Christmas card today. It is sure to bring many laughs. Should it not produce the desired number of laughs that you had hoped for, than you're obviously hanging out with the wrong people.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Somebody Shoot Me Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: February 15, 2000
UPC: 745469014211
Availability: In Stock
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By Doug
Sunset Beach
December 7, 2018
The funniest card ever
By Goddess CHIC
November 9, 2018
Another Fan Favourite
Love to hear women reading this card out loud and laughing. My ladies are buying this card for their mothers
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