Santa's got a 'Nice List' and a 'Naughty List.' But a 'Shit List?' Yup! All the little shits out there better take heed of this Funny Greeting Card. Because it shows Santa Claus in all his red and white-suited glory holding up and pointing to his 'Shit List.' Colorful, irrefutable proof of that dreaded 'third list.' 'Crap!' some kids will shout.