Big Cock: Humor Christmas Greeting Card - Chicken

So, who wouldn't want a big cock for Christmas? Penis jokes don't get zipped up just because it's the holidays. This Big Christmas Cock Card is naughty, risqu�, kind of weird and definitely funny.

Funny Christmas cards help everyone stay light-hearted during the most hectic time of year. Malls anyone? Parking lots? Demanding in-laws? Take it down a notch with our funny boxed Christmas cards.

But wait: What�s even better than funny Christmas cards? Rude Christmas cards packed bulging full of cock humor. This funny Christmas card is as light as it gets: Not only is there a penis joke, but there is also a giant chicken, too. What more could any sick bastard ask for?

Admittedly, big dick Christmas cards may not be for everybody. Nana and Pe-pah may not appreciate penis Christmas cards very much, but your old college friends or a significant other might (might). Aunt Ethel is also a little buttoned up and uptight, so you should probably avoid giving her a penis joke Christmas card (unless she has had several sloe gin fizzes, from what I�ve been told).

Our Big Christmas Cock card is not just risqu�, it's also a lesson in being careful what you wish for, as well as for the importance of specificity in your requests. Sure, wishing for a big cock is practical enough and completely understandable, but you can't forget that holiday genies (and NobleWorks) have a twisted, sick sense of cock humor.

But, if nothing else, this guy is going to murder it in certain Mexican circles. He�s festive and sporting a giant cock. As the old adage goes, if you ask for a big cock for Christmas, be specific � or be a professional cock fighter.