Big Cock: Humorous Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1345
Cover Reads: He Was Going To Be A Lot More Specific With His Wishes Next Time!
Inside Reads: Many Wishes For A Merry Christmas And A Glorious New Year.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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So, who wouldn't want a big cock for Christmas? Penis jokes don't get zipped up just because it's the holidays. This Big Christmas Cock Card is naughty, risqué, kind of weird and definitely funny.

Funny Christmas cards help everyone stay light-hearted during the most hectic time of year. Malls anyone? Parking lots? Demanding in-laws? Take it down a notch with our funny boxed Christmas cards.

But wait: What’s even better than funny Christmas cards? Rude Christmas cards packed bulging full of cock humor. This funny Christmas card is as light as it gets: Not only is there a penis joke, but there is also a giant chicken, too. What more could any sick bastard ask for?

Admittedly, big dick Christmas cards may not be for everybody. Nana and Pe-pah may not appreciate penis Christmas cards very much, but your old college friends or a significant other might (might). Aunt Ethel is also a little buttoned up and uptight, so you should probably avoid giving her a penis joke Christmas card (unless she has had several sloe gin fizzes, from what I’ve been told).

Our Big Christmas Cock card is not just risqué, it's also a lesson in being careful what you wish for, as well as for the importance of specificity in your requests. Sure, wishing for a big cock is practical enough and completely understandable, but you can't forget that holiday genies (and NobleWorks) have a twisted, sick sense of cock humor.

But, if nothing else, this guy is going to murder it in certain Mexican circles. He’s festive and sporting a giant cock. As the old adage goes, if you ask for a big cock for Christmas, be specific — or be a professional cock fighter.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Big Cock Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: March 15, 2011
UPC: 745469013450
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Terri Francis
Grayville, Illinois
November 25, 2018
Perfect
Perfect Big Cock Christmas Card for those family members with a sense of humor!
By Doug
New Orleans, Louisiana
December 29, 2018
Big Cock Card did not disappoint
Card was great and delivered quickly. Every year my friends and family love my cards from Noblworks.
By Bill
West Hollywood CA
November 16, 2018
BIG COCK CHRISTMAS CARDS
Your cards are always the highest quality cards around. Thank you!
ProsYou guys have a great selection and some of the funniest cards anywhere.
By Roxy
Black hills, SD
July 15, 2018
Big cock Christmas card
I love the wording on the card, but I wish there was a little more of a Christmas theme with the art work.
ProsThe Hilarious innuendo.
ConsDoesn't look like a Christmas card. Needs more holiday art work.
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