Big Cock: Humor Christmas Greeting Card - Chicken

So, who wouldn't want a big cock for Christmas? Penis jokes don't get zipped up just because it's the holidays. This Big Christmas Cock Card is naughty, risqué, kind of weird and definitely funny.

Funny Christmas cards help everyone stay light-hearted during the most hectic time of year. Malls anyone? Parking lots? Demanding in-laws? Take it down a notch with our funny boxed Christmas cards.

But wait: What’s even better than funny Christmas cards? Rude Christmas cards packed bulging full of cock humor. This funny Christmas card is as light as it gets: Not only is there a penis joke, but there is also a giant chicken, too. What more could any sick bastard ask for?

Admittedly, big dick Christmas cards may not be for everybody. Nana and Pe-pah may not appreciate penis Christmas cards very much, but your old college friends or a significant other might (might). Aunt Ethel is also a little buttoned up and uptight, so you should probably avoid giving her a penis joke Christmas card (unless she has had several sloe gin fizzes, from what I’ve been told).

Our Big Christmas Cock card is not just risqué, it's also a lesson in being careful what you wish for, as well as for the importance of specificity in your requests. Sure, wishing for a big cock is practical enough and completely understandable, but you can't forget that holiday genies (and NobleWorks) have a twisted, sick sense of cock humor.

But, if nothing else, this guy is going to murder it in certain Mexican circles. He’s festive and sporting a giant cock. As the old adage goes, if you ask for a big cock for Christmas, be specific — or be a professional cock fighter.