But Morry: Humorous Christmas Paper Card

Ah, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Which is kind of seasonally strange, because Morry and the missus are Jewish, already! But hey, seriously, and hilariously, that doesn't stop the festive man of this house from festooning his abode with brightly lit reindeer, soldiers, bears, presents, a rooftop Santa and sleigh, a giant snowman, and thousands of strung yellow and white decorative bulbs. No matter what the heck those family members, friends and colleagues on your Xmas card list celebrate, you'll enliven their holiday happiness by gifting them this colorful, Christian, Jewish and/or Whatever, Noel nice missive of warm, shiny, beaming merriment and mirth.