Festivus Oh Heck: Funny Blank Card

It seems like the holiday season has become overcrowded with a wide variety of culture-specific names: 'christmas ... hanukkah ... kwaanza ...' So, this Funny Card says the heck with all of that, 'happy festivus' instead. The outside of the card is festivusly colored in bright blue, orange, green, yellow and pink, on a black background. While on the inside of the card, an informative history of Festivus and its rituals are conveniently provided. Now, that's easy enough to remember and enjoy by one and all, no matter what culture they call home.