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Simmer Down Bitches: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1242
Cover Reads:
Simmer Down Bitches! We Can All Be Fabulous!
Inside Reads:
May Your Christmas Be Merry And Gay!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Funny Christmas card featuring Santa Claus in a rainbow colored suit delivers a bold, sassy alternative to traditional holiday greetings. The colorful illustration gives the familiar Christmas character a flamboyant makeover, combining festive imagery with irreverent humor and an unapologetically fabulous attitude. Santa's vibrant outfit creates a distinctive visual contrast with his traditional red and white appearance.

This cheeky holiday greeting is especially appropriate for recipients who enjoy LGBTQ themed Christmas humor, playful attitude, and colorful seasonal artwork. Its combination of rainbow colors, Santa Claus, and outspoken comedy makes it an appealing option for celebrating Christmas with a little extra personality.

Buyers appreciate the expressive artwork and inclusive appeal. One customer praised the illustration, saying, "The design nicely done, with suitable colours." The lively presentation offers a refreshing alternative to conventional Christmas cards.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Simmer Down Bitches
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Appropriate For:
Gay
Humor Style:
Adult/Risque
Artwork Style:
Illustration
Quantity:
Single Card
Size:
Regular 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
March 15, 2015
UPC:
745469012422
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (1 of 1 responses)
By Spearos L.
Saint John, NB Canada
Christmas Humour
December 27, 2018
I found this card suitable for both gay and straight people. I'm waiting for the recipients' response.
Pros
  • The design nicely done, with suitable colours.
Cons
  • I would have like it to be a bit more edgy.