First Wish: Humorous Christmas Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 1195
Cover Reads:
My First Wish Is That You Get Your Hand Off My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas. May All Your Wishes Come True.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1 – 7
$4.49 ea.
8 – 15
$3.49 ea.
16 – 37
$1.69 ea.
$1.50 ea.

Occasion: Christmas

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Looking for a risqué holiday greeting that is for adult eyes only? NobleWorks Cards doesn't shy away from the saucy with this festively funny Dan Collins cartoon that unleashes a wicked twist on your friendly neighborhood mall Santa scene. This is one of many dirty Christmas cards we offer that you’ll never find in the card aisle at your grocery store.

You know your friends. They are sick of getting mushy, sappy Christmas cards. They may even hate the holidays. But they’ll love seeing this adult humor Christmas card from you. Besides, all your friends know what a pottymouth you are. Don’t disappoint them: Get this hilarious Christmas card for everyone on your list.

We’ll help you relieve holiday stress with our bulk discount, which gets bigger the more copies of this card you buy. We also offer free shipping, and we’ll never grab your ass like this Christmas creep.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
First Wish
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
March 15, 2005
In Stock