First Wish: Humorous Christmas Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 1195
Cover Reads:
My First Wish Is That You Get Your Hand Off My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas. May All Your Wishes Come True.
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
Quantity
Price
1 – 7
$4.95 ea.
8 – 15
$3.95 ea.
16 – 37
$2.25 ea.
38+
$1.95 ea.

Occasion: Christmas

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Looking for a risqué holiday greeting that is for adult eyes only? NobleWorks Cards doesn't shy away from the saucy with this festively funny Dan Collins cartoon that unleashes a wicked twist on your friendly neighborhood mall Santa scene. This is one of many dirty Christmas cards we offer that you’ll never find in the card aisle at your grocery store.

You know your friends. They are sick of getting mushy, sappy Christmas cards. They may even hate the holidays. But they’ll love seeing this adult humor Christmas card from you. Besides, all your friends know what a pottymouth you are. Don’t disappoint them: Get this hilarious Christmas card for everyone on your list.

We’ll help you relieve holiday stress with our bulk discount, which gets bigger the more copies of this card you buy. We also offer free shipping, and we’ll never grab your ass like this Christmas creep.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
First Wish
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 2005
UPC:
745469011951
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
First Wish Card   $4.95
4.9
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By Tattoo
North Riverside Illinois
Great cards!!
December 16, 2020
I love this co. These cards are great! Hope they make different ones every year!
Pros
  • Funny not your everyday card
Cons
  • We need to expand ,and get some different ones each year. Keep the old, just add som.e new ones.
By Jen G.
Burlingame
Perfect Place for Funny Cards
December 7, 2020
Great selection of funny cards and able to pay via Amazon.
By Bob
Mission,TX
First Wish Card
November 28, 2020
One of the funniest cards ever! Will be given to a good friend for Christmas.
Pros
  • Funny, and on point!
Cons
  • None
By tony F.
New Jersey
Funniest card ever
December 22, 2019
lots of rave reviews on this card!!!
Pros
  • great pricing, quick shipping
By J
Rockford, IL
extremly funny
December 3, 2019
This is a very funny card. I like the black humor.
By Paul
Burlington, Vermont
Outrageously Funny!
October 31, 2019
Given today's environment and not being politically correct, this card is just too funny! Even the most PC among us will have to laugh, if even in private. Not your traditional Christmas card! Family and friends ask where I got them. I tell them to look on the back of the card for information. Noble Works has a great selection of cards. Wonderful!
Pros
  • Sturdy, well produced cards that will survive handling by many people (including the post office).
  • Quality and bright colors are A+.
Cons
  • Pricing but they are worth it. Buy in bulk, it's cheaper.
By Michael
Denver, CO
Always makes'em smile
October 4, 2019
I have been sending nobleworks Holiday cards for years and years! I like that I can buy each card to fit humor of that person! Cards go from mild to wild!
Pros
  • Funny, great quaility
Cons
  • None
By Donnie
Iowa
Love Noble cards.
November 24, 2018
I've been buying from them for years. My friends look 4ward to getting their cards all the time, I've never had a single issue with this company. Fast service too!
By Homer
Kentucky
Merry Christmas
July 1, 2018
This is my favorite Christmas card. I have bought about 6 of them over the years.