First Wish: Humorous Christmas Paper Greeting Card

Humorous Christmas Paper Greeting Card by Daniel Collins from - First Wish image 1First Wish Card
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas. May All Your Wishes Come True.
Item #: 1195
Cover Reads:  My First Wish Is That You Get Your Hand Off My Ass.
Inside Reads:  Merry Christmas. May All Your Wishes Come True.
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Looking for a rather risqué holiday greeting that is for adult eyes only? Your wish is their command. NobleWorks Cards doesn't shy away from the saucy with this festively funny Dan Collins cartoon that unleashes a wicked twist on your friendly neighborhood mall Santa scene. This Christmas card gives new meaning to the term "Stranger Danger" with a kid who isn't afraid to piss off the jolly old bearded dude with all the presents. Where's an elf chaperone when you need one?
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: First Wish Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Daniel Collins
Credit: Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2005
UPC: 745469011951
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By Homer
July 1, 2018
Merry Christmas
This is my favorite Christmas card. I have bought about 6 of them over the years.
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