Woof, me!? Nope, the Santa-capped brown and white canine is claiming no responsibility for the Christmas tree keeling over, on the Christmas Tree Fainted Funny Card from NobleWorks. Decorated with festive Christmas lights and ornaments, this card is laden with seasonal cheer - and lettered with one pretty lame excuse for tree abuse. Hey, if bowser can't blame the cat, blame the tree. Who says dogs are dumb?