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Skinny Jeans: Humor Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 1134K
Cover Reads:
If Santa Can Get His Fat A** Down Chimneys... Why Can't I Get Into My Skinny Jeans?
Inside Reads:
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The exasperated, bent-over, blonde woman on this red and green seasonal card is pondering less-than-jolly: 'If Santa can get his fat ass down chimneys ... why can't I get into my skinny jeans?' A sentiment all can share, as timeless as the pictured Christmas tree and Jolly Saint Nick on the telly. The inside of this Funny Card is bright red and green, as well, and left blank for any further festive fashion witticisms you'd care to cry foul on.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Skinny Jeans
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
October 15, 2015
UPC:
745469211344
Availability:
In Stock
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