Skinny Jeans: Funny Christmas Card

Item #: 1134
Cover Reads:
If Santa Can Get His Fat Ass Down Chimneys... Why Can't I Get Into My Skinny Jeans?
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmass.
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Worried about those extra pounds this holiday season? You're not alone. But we say eff it and embrace the struggle with this hilarious skinny jeans Christmas card. I mean, if Santa can be big and jolly, why can't we? This side-splitting card is especially fitting for all the ladies at this time of year. As an added bonus, it features a cool, vintage-style design that'll amuse your friends.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Skinny Jeans
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Verse by Rochelle Tougas
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced:
March 15, 2015
UPC:
745469011340
Availability:
In Stock
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