Pee On Couch: Funny Christmas Card - Funny Cat

Item #: 1130
Cover Reads:
This Is Why I Pee On Your Couch.
Inside Reads:
Hap-Pee Holidays!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Relationships are complicated. Including your relationship with your cat. This “men are from Mars, women are from Venus” crap? You haven’t met my cat. He’s from Alderon or something and he has it in for me. Like, big time. And I don’t even put deer antlers on him. (I might have tried to put an ugly Christmas sweater on him once several years ago. He still hasn’t let it go, hence the peeing.)

Our hilarious holiday card from our PETiGreet collection tells of my plight. Go ahead, laugh at my expense. I don’t mind. You and your friends will bust a gut laughing… and in some sordid way, I will take delight in this. If I were you, I’d laugh at me, too. To make it even better, there's a message on front that every pet owner can relate to — plus another punny one-liner inside.

Don't let the holidays be drab and boring. Instead, choose the purrfect gift to make all your loved ones laugh at Christmas. Find funny cat Christmas cards at NobleWorks.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Pee On Couch
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
March 15, 2015
UPC:
745469011302
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By David W.
Cathedral City, CA
My 2nd favorite card of the year
December 5, 2019
I sent this card to all of my cat lover friends who will truly love it.
Pros
  • High quality card stock and professional printing.
Cons
  • The glossy finish makes it hard to write on these cards.
By Mandy
Dayton, OH
Great card!
November 20, 2019
I received multiple comments about this card from folks I sent it to. They loved it!
Pros
  • A great, dry humor card
Cons
  • No cons!
By Beth
MA
Card
November 2, 2019
Cute card