The grinning, gleeful, pigtailed girl in the yellow dress clutching a lump of coal has got it all figured out: 'One day of coal, 364 days of fun ... I'll take my chances!' Sounds like a plan! Plan to brighten up somebody's day by giving them this red and green and good cheer highlighted Funny Card from NobleWorks. Despite the express written sentiments, it's no lump of coal.