I Love Jesus: Hysterical Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1113
Cover Reads:
On Jesus' Birthday I Get Gifts. On The Day He Died I Get Chocolate... I Love Jesus!
Inside Reads:
May Your Holidays Be A Gift From God.
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Leave it to kids to figure out the real reasons for the seasons. For those who love a good irreverent joke, it doesn't get much better than this. Jesus might be mortified by the message, but your friends are going to find it absolutely hilarious — especially the ones who hate the holidays as much as you.

This sacrilegious Christmas card is sure to put you on the naughty list, but the huge laughs you earn are so worth it. While it might not work for a religious relative, this is the perfect card for friends who share your wicked sense of humor.

At NobleWorks Cards, dirty Christmas cards are the reason for our season of pleasin’. You won’t find cards this brutal and raunchy in the card aisle at the big box store, so stay away from the crowds and let us help you complete your Christmas card list in one fell swoop. We’ll take the edge off with a bulk discount that gets bigger and bigger the more you buy, and our free shipping will help you dodge crowds by staying home.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
I Love Jesus
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
March 15, 2015
In Stock
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (7 of 7 responses)
By MaryL
Naples FL
January 3, 2021
My friends who received this "I love Jesus" card from me decided it was their favorite card of the season. I went to 12 years of Catholic school so I love cards that poke fun at religion.
Very funny. And quick delivery.
By Elise
Pembroke PInes, FL
If you have kids
November 21, 2020
If you have kids, you can only imagine them thinking what is written on this card. We are so looking forward to our friends comments after they receive this card. This card should become a classic.
Great humor If people don?t look at this card from a child?s perspective they will think it irreverent
By David L.
Lovely humor!
December 8, 2019
Coworkers love this card, especially the religious ones!
By Riff
Fun Card
November 30, 2019
Perfect for the person it's for.
By debbie w.
Can't stop laughing!
November 14, 2019
As close to irreverent as you can get without being offensive.
Can send to all religions and ages and still bring a smile to their faces.
By Derek
Las Vegas, NV
All My Friends Effing Loved this Card
January 15, 2019
My friends are degenerate losers, so imagine the joy when they opened this card. I got phone calls everyday after I sent them out. Greatest Xmas Card Ever!
By Kevin
Oh Christ this card is funny
January 12, 2019
More than just a hilarious saying and image this is a quality card on think paper and a nice envelope. Sacrilege can be done in style.
Quality and volume discount