Dear Santa: Hysterical Blank Paper Card

Item #: 1087K
Cover Reads:
Dear Santa, You Must Be Surprised That I Am Writing You Today, The 26Th Of December. Well, I Would Like To Clear Up Certain Things That Have Occurred Since The Beginning Of The Month, When, Filled With Illusion, I Wrote You A Letter And Asked For A Bicycle An Electric Train Set, A Pair Of Roller Blades, And A Football Uniform. I Destroyed My Bring Studying This Year. I Had The Best Grades In School And No One In The Neighborhood Behaved Better Than Me. I Went On Errands For My Parents, I Helped The Elderly Cross The Street. There Was Virtually Nothing Within Reach That I Would Not Do For Humanity. What B**You Have For Leaving Me A F***G Yo-Yo, A Lame Whistle, And A Pair Of Ugly Socks. What The F*** Were You Thinking, You Fat P--K? As If You Hadn't F***Ed Me Enough, You Gave That Little S**T Across The Street So Many Toys He Can't Even Walk Into His House. Don't Let Me See You Trying To Fit Your Big, Fat A** Down My Chimney Next Year. I'll F*** You Up. I'll Throw Rocks At Those Stupid Reindeer And Scare Them Away So You'll Have To Walk Back To The North Pole, You Fat Slob. F*** You, Santa. Next Year You'll Find Out Just How Bad I Can Be, You Fat Cock***Ker. Sincerely, Johnny
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Johnny didn't get what he wanted from Santa this Christmas - and he's one pissed-off little motherfucker! The Dear Santa Funny Greeting Card from NobleWorks doesn't pull any punches, but 'does' send out lots of laughs. Johnny pens Mr. Claus that he was a good boy all year and all it got him was a 'fucking yo yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks.' And now Saint Nick's on Johnny's 'shit list.' With a cute, hand-drawn Christmas tree and violent likeness of Johnny dishing Kris a bad-ass beatdown, this card is sure to deliver some good cheer. Unlike that fat cocksucker Santa!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Dear Santa
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
October 15, 2015
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