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Dear Santa: Funny Blank Card

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Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I am writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you a letter and asked for a bicycle an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying this year. I had the best grades in school and no one in the neighborhood behaved better than me. I went on errands for my parents, I helped the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have for leaving me a f'ing yo-yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the f were you thinking, you fat prick? As if you hadn't f'ed me enough, you gave that little shit across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll f you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the north pole, you fat slob. F you, Santa. Next year you'll find out just how bad I can be, you fat cocksucker. Sincerely, Johnny
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Johnny didn't get what he wanted from Santa this Christmas - and he's one pissed-off little motherf'er! The Dear Santa Funny Greeting Card from NobleWorks doesn't pull any punches, but 'does' send out lots of laughs. Johnny pens Mr. Claus that he was a good boy all year and all it got him was a 'f'ing yo yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks.' And now Saint Nick's on Johnny's 'shit list.' With a cute, hand-drawn Christmas tree and violent likeness of Johnny dishing Kris a bad-ass beatdown, this card is sure to deliver some good cheer. Unlike that fat cocksucker Santa!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Dear Santa
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
October 15, 2015
UPC:
745469210873
Availability:
In Stock
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