Pope Masturbating: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1084
Cover Reads:
I Can See You Masturbating.
Inside Reads:
He Sees You When You're Sleeping; He Knows When You're Awake. Merry Christmas.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Just like Santa, the Pope sees all. Forewarning your friends would be the nice thing to do. By sending this NobleWorks card you can make sure that they're not caught masturbating too. This high-quality, low-cost card will let them know just who their friends really are. Warn them in style using a card made in the U.S. with recycled materials, and let them know you care.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Pope Masturbating
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
March 15, 2008
UPC:
745469010848
Availability:
In Stock
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By Terry
McKinney, TX
Too Funny!
January 2, 2020
Love the card but offended everyone!
LOLOL
Make sure you apologize to your friends IN ADVANCE of sending.