Pope Masturbating: Hilarious Christmas Paper Greeting Card

Just like Santa, the Pope sees all. Forewarning your friends would be the nice thing to do. By sending this NobleWorks card you can make sure that they're not caught masturbating too. This high-quality, low-cost card will let them know just who their friends really are. Warn them in style using a card made in the U.S. with recycled materials, and let them know you care.