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Touch My Elf: Funny Merry Christmas Large Greeting Card

Item #: J3377XSG
Cover Reads:
When I think of you, I touch my elf.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas from me, my elf, and I!
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.98

Handle with huge care! This oversized XXXmas card is hot! If your naughty desire is to epically tweak the funnybone of some hottie you know during the Holidays, then this is the red, gold and raunchy supersized You tide giant greeting for you and them. It gives a whole new festively fingering meaning to the term "Elfie."

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Touch My Elf
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
January 31, 2023
UPC:
745469278743
Availability:
In Stock
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