Twelve Days of Drinking: Hilarious Merry Christmas Printed Greeting Card

At last, the prescription for a truly Happy Holidays: getting plastered on each and every day! Done up in bright, seasonal red, green and booze, and decorated with colorful tree ornaments on the inside, this helpful and humorous distilled list card sings out with joy (juice) and good times, sloshing over with festive, 100 proof merriment. Whet your whistle with this Xmas spirited greeting, and then pour it out to others who are desperately in need of liquid good cheer during the Yuletide.