Four Calling Birds: Humorous Merry Christmas Paper Card

Sometimes, the 12 Days of Christmas grind to a halt at Day 4. Like on this hilarious, seasonally colored and caroled, dirty bird Xmas card. Four black birds wearing red and white Santa hats and a green and red elf cap perch on a crimson telephone to delightfully highlight the truly funny and tastelessly salty sentiments expressed in big, bold letters with gold shooting stars. The amusing and angry Yuletide message here is: a partridge, two turtle doves, and three French hens, hell yes; four calling birds, F#@* no!