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Socks and Sex Toy: Funny Merry Christmas Paper Greeting Card

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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Item #: C7064XSG
Cover Reads: This Christmas you are getting socks and a sex toy.
Inside Reads: Don't like the socks ... go fuck yourself. Merry Christmas

Occasion: Christmas

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Getting socks as an Christmas present is ho-hum, to say the least. But throw in a sex toy, and things really start humming! That's the sultry, sexy, sassy, seductive message saucily delivered by a beautiful blonde woman wearing a red and white Santa hat, to her handsome black-haired beau, on this crimson and provocative Yuletide greeting card. Hilarious, alluring and full of spicy XXXmas spirit, this adventurous missive delivers the pleasing goods to make some lucky somebody's holidays very happy.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Socks and Sex Toy Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Premium Recycled Cardstock
Introduced: March 15, 2019
UPC: 745469232004
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Frank
Peoria, AZ
Funny
January 13, 2020
One of the best new cards this year.
By Mike
Denver, Co
Way too funny!
October 28, 2019
This one is a pick for that special someone on your Holiday card list
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