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Socks and Sex Toy: Funny Merry Christmas Paper Greeting Card
| Item #: C7064XSG | ||
| Cover Reads: | This Christmas you are getting socks and a sex toy. | |
| Inside Reads: | Don't like the socks ... go fuck yourself. Merry Christmas | |
Getting socks as an Christmas present is ho-hum, to say the least. But throw in a sex toy, and things really start humming! That's the sultry, sexy, sassy, seductive message saucily delivered by a beautiful blonde woman wearing a red and white Santa hat, to her handsome black-haired beau, on this crimson and provocative Yuletide greeting card. Hilarious, alluring and full of spicy XXXmas spirit, this adventurous missive delivers the pleasing goods to make some lucky somebody's holidays very happy.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
| Name: | Socks and Sex Toy Card |
| Occasion: | Christmas |
| Line: | RedRocket |
| Greeting Card Style: | Regular Version: 5" x 7" |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Inc |
| Credit: | Art by NobleWorks |
| Paper Stock: | Premium Recycled Cardstock |
| Introduced: | March 15, 2019 |
| UPC: | 745469232004 |
| Availability: | In Stock |
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Frank
Peoria, AZ
January 13, 2020
Funny
One of the best new cards this year.
By Mike
Denver, Co
October 28, 2019
Way too funny!
This one is a pick for that special someone on your Holiday card list
ProsVery personal
ConsNone
Birthday Jokes, Quote, Old Farts, Even a Little Porn
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