Socks and Sex Toy: Funny Merry Christmas Paper Greeting Card

Getting socks as an Christmas present is ho-hum, to say the least. But throw in a sex toy, and things really start humming! That's the sultry, sexy, sassy, seductive message saucily delivered by a beautiful blonde woman wearing a red and white Santa hat, to her handsome black-haired beau, on this crimson and provocative Yuletide greeting card. Hilarious, alluring and full of spicy XXXmas spirit, this adventurous missive delivers the pleasing goods to make some lucky somebody's holidays very happy.