Santa Stiff Joints: Humor Merry Christmas Card

Item #: C7037XSG
Cover Reads:
My Joints Are Stiff. You're Rolling Them Too Tight.
Inside Reads:
Wishing you high times this holiday season. Merry Christmas!
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Apparently, it's not just spiked eggnog and spiced gingerbread that Father Xmas uses to work out the kinks developed from lugging a sack and sleigh-load of toys all over the world one night a year. Pere Noel indulges in some medicinal marijuana to loosen up his aching muscles and flab, as well. Two colorfully clad Clauses commiserate and communicate rolling tips against a festively decorated tree and flaming sky snowy background on this fresh, fabulous, funny and hip Yuletide greeting card. And the inside of the seasoned seasonal missive is adorned with an even jollier old Saint Nick kicking up his black-booted heels, along with some Noel-themed red and green hilarious wording.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Santa Stiff Joints
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
March 18, 2019
UPC:
745469231762
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Janine
Los Angeles
Unexpected laugh
December 5, 2020
Especially in covid times, but it's always fun to make someone laugh unexpectedly. Cute cards.
Pros
  • Complete with red envelopes, the card just surprises the recipient with a laugh & your thoughtfulness.
Cons
  • None
By Stephen M.
Washington DC
Sand Stiff joints cards
December 30, 2019
Hilarious card. Many of my friends still smoke pot and they loved it.
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  • 100%