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No More Goodies: Funny Merry Christmas Card for Women

Item #: C6215XSG
Cover Reads:
My jeans say "no more Christmas goodies" but my leggings are like "we got you, gurrrl."
Inside Reads:
Stretch out and enjoy the holidays! Merry Christmas
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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$4.99 ea.
2 – 5
$4.48 ea.
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$3.99 ea.
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$2.24 ea.
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$1.94 ea.
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$1.75 ea.

Ah, expansion pants - the great fashion 'eat'qualizers. The happy, redheaded woman on this green and red hued, snowflake backgrounded, Xmas card doesn't have to worry about her jeans not fitting after indulging in delightful Yuletide dainties, when she's got a pair of tights to stretch-cover everything added extra. Truthful, colorful, seasonal and hilarious, this funny Noel card has it all, and can fit in even more on the inside, too.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
No More Goodies
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
March 15, 2018
UPC:
745469219227
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By MaryL
Naples FL
We Got You Gurrrl!
January 3, 2021
My girlfriends who received this card from me could totally identify with the sentiment. Gotta love stretchy pants! Cards are same quality as store-bought cards and price is similar.
Pros
  • Funny. Fast delivery.
By Tim
North Augusta, SC
Hysterical
January 3, 2020
Every year friends and family have come to anticipate our Christmas cards. Spencer's opted out of carrying them this year so I searched around until found NobleWorks. Love this site. I'll be back!
By David L.
Washington
Naughty fun!
December 8, 2019
Funny dry humor!
By Judy
Berryville, Virginia
Just right for the right person
November 9, 2019
Cute picture, and the caption is so appropriate for my friend who is trying to manage her weight.