What with modern-day criminal record checks and sex offender computer databases, the inappropriate Santa Claus may be a thing of the past. But he lives on, in all his questionable glory and Xmas finery, on the Santa's Lap Seasons Greetings Joke Card. Father Christmas has fashioned some dubious balloon sculptures and presented them to the cute, grinning boy sitting in his lap, along with other enticements … er, gifts. Boasting a decorated Christmas tree, potted poinsettias and wrapped presents, this festive, nostalgic card is loaded with the wonderful sights of the season - and plenty of warning signs.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches