Hey, if you're a pair of balls, you gotta dangle, man. Even if you're a pair of fancy, decorative, blue and gold Xmas tree balls.
It's ballsy humor, for sure, on display here, but feel free to gift this colorful, hilarious, seasonal greeting card to just about everybody on your Noel list. Because not everyone's going to get the nutty double entendre humor - some innocent card recipients are simply going to be wowed by the glitter and bright lights. And that's festively fine, too.