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Constitution: Funny Merry Christmas Paper Greeting Card

Item #: C0753XSG
Cover Reads:
I still think we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a friggin' moron.
Inside Reads:
Elect to have a Merry Christmas!
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Political partisans of the Democratic Party supporting type will especially get a good laugh out of this historic and hilarious Merry Xmas card. Featuring a colorful and artful Declaration of Independence painting with the Founding Fathers and a pair of funny punchlines, the pointed presidential Happy Holidays greeting will be a festive season winner with any of your friends, family members and coworkers who aren't supporters of the current White House resident. Consider your campaign to bring cheer to their Yuletide a rousing success!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Constitution
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Artwork Style:
Illustration
Quantity:
Single Card
Size:
Regular 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
May 15, 2026
UPC:
745469305050
Availability:
In Stock
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