Retro imagery, modern wording. This bright, bold, brash, colorful, joyous collection of Yuletide cards features Jolly Saint Nick in all his vintage, white bearded, red coated glory, overlaid with some decidedly frank and funny Kringle street talk. Santa smokes pot, ho-ho-F*ing-ho's, dials up Jesus for a joke, sends a sled full of kids sailing down the slopes with a cheery 'go f*uck yourself,' decorates the tree with foul language, hits the booze, dispenses a sleigh load of bullshit along with the wrapped presents, gets the snow ball rolling, and shows off some fat cheeky ass in a stuck chimney shot. All the vibrant reds, whites, pinks, greens, yellows and Claus imagery of the festive season, with some hilarious salty salutations added in to spice up anyone's humdrum holidays.
Shipping weight: 12 oz
Dimensions: 5.375 x 7.375 x 1.25 inches