Merry Fucking Christmas Balls: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 5950
Cover Reads:
Merry Fucking Christmas
Inside Reads:
Season's Greetings And All That Shit.
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Iím not sure what your Christmas looks like, but mine sure doesnít look like a Norman Rockwell painting. There are no Christmas tree-shaped cake pans, cookie mixes, peppermint bark and fucking good cheer. Instead, there are lots of empty beer cans, bickering malcontented family members beating the crap out of each other and a bunch of asshole kids who bitch about what Santa Claus didnít bring them.

So, yeah. MFC, or Merry Fucking Christmas to you and yours. And Seasonís Greetings and All That Shit. This card features some cheap-ass red, green and blue ornaments that say, ďMerry Fucking Christmas.Ē Because, fucking why not? ĎTis the season. Celebrate with some vulgar balls. Send this card to someone who you are just on the verge of not caring two shits about.

NobleWorks also has funny, adult-themed Christmas cards if youíre into that sort of thing.

And these cards are made from recycled paper stock, because I donít know about you, but I care about the environment: I always recycle my beer cans.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Merry Fucking Christmas Balls
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
March 15, 2012
UPC:
745469059502
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Patty
Michigan
Perfect for this year!
December 13, 2020
These are wonderful to send this year!
By Kelli
Baltimore, MD
Great laugh with a bit of good humor teasing
December 18, 2019
Great quality card.
Funny design and hilarious message.
I love this type of card because my friends know I love them if I am harassing them a bit :-)
My friends love it and it always gets a good laugh!
This is my favorite christmas card to date from nobleworks.
By Tony
RI
Perfect for that Christmas "grinch".
December 30, 2018
Very funny!
By David L.
Washington
F'ing Funny!
December 12, 2018
Just f**king funny!