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Merry Fucking Christmas Balls: Humorous Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 5950
Cover Reads: Merry Fucking Christmas
Inside Reads: Season's Greetings And All That Shit.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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I’m not sure what your Christmas looks like, but mine sure doesn’t look like a Norman Rockwell painting. There are no Christmas tree-shaped cake pans, cookie mixes, peppermint bark and fucking good cheer. Instead, there are lots of empty beer cans, bickering malcontented family members beating the crap out of each other and a bunch of asshole kids who bitch about what Santa Claus didn’t bring them.

So, yeah. MFC, or Merry Fucking Christmas to you and yours. And Season’s Greetings and All That Shit. This card features some cheap-ass red, green and blue ornaments that say, “Merry Fucking Christmas.” Because, fucking why not? ‘Tis the season. Celebrate with some vulgar balls. Send this card to someone who you are just on the verge of not caring two shits about.

NobleWorks also has funny, adult-themed Christmas cards if you’re into that sort of thing.

And these cards are made from recycled paper stock, because I don’t know about you, but I care about the environment: I always recycle my beer cans.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Merry Fucking Christmas Balls Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: March 15, 2012
UPC: 745469059502
Availability: In Stock
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By Kelli
Baltimore, MD
December 18, 2019
Great laugh with a bit of good humor teasing
Great quality card.
Funny design and hilarious message.
I love this type of card because my friends know I love them if I am harassing them a bit :-)
My friends love it and it always gets a good laugh!
This is my favorite christmas card to date from nobleworks.
By Tony
December 30, 2018
Perfect for that Christmas "grinch".
Very funny!
By David Le
December 12, 2018
F'ing Funny!
Just f**king funny!
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