Mistletoe: Funny Christmas Card for Women

Camel toes and their male counterparts — moose knuckles — are delicate subjects. But someone had to bring them up. Leave this all-important responsibility to NobleWorks. Why? Because they’re hilarious.

We’ve got all the necessary PSAs covered. You can count on us make light of even the most taboo subjects in our adult-themed greeting card selections. Especially in our world-renown (*cough* notorious), rude Christmas cards.

This funny Christmas card suggests that this holiday season, you should celebrate from your head down to your toes. Maybe we should have been more specific about which toes, but then this funny Christmas card would lose some of its classic holiday appeal. This camel-toe mistletoe funny card from NobleWorksCards.com makes a perfect Christmas card for your buddies. Girlfriends? Guy friends? Both? Go for it. We’re equal-opportunity offenders.

Available thanks to comedic genius Samara Siskind, this funny holiday card is sure to bring many laughs. Of course, anybody that laughs at this hilariously Christmas card is obviously shameless. So, make sure that you befriend them and keep them close to your heart. Because obviously, they’re awesome.