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Mistletoe: Hilarious Christmas Printed Card

Item #: 1923
Cover Reads: Mistletoe - Daughter Of Mr. L Toe, Cousin To Camel Toe
Inside Reads: This Christmas, Celebrate From Your Head Down To Your Toes. Merry Christmas.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 11$3.00 ea.
12+$1.50 ea.
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Occasion: Christmas

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Camel toes and their male counterparts — moose knuckles — are delicate subjects. But someone had to bring them up. Leave this all-important responsibility to NobleWorks. Why? Because they’re hilarious.

We’ve got all the necessary PSAs covered. You can count on us make light of even the most taboo subjects in our adult-themed greeting card selections. Especially in our world-renown (*cough* notorious), rude Christmas cards.

This funny Christmas card suggests that this holiday season, you should celebrate from your head down to your toes. Maybe we should have been more specific about which toes, but then this funny Christmas card would lose some of its classic holiday appeal. This camel-toe mistletoe funny card from makes a perfect Christmas card for your buddies. Girlfriends? Guy friends? Both? Go for it. We’re equal-opportunity offenders.

Available thanks to comedic genius Samara Siskind, this funny holiday card is sure to bring many laughs. Of course, anybody that laughs at this hilariously Christmas card is obviously shameless. So, make sure that you befriend them and keep them close to your heart. Because obviously, they’re awesome.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Mistletoe Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Happy Thoughts
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2009
UPC: 745469019230
Availability: In Stock
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Mistletoe Card   $4.28
8 Reviews
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88% Recommend this product (7 of 8 responses)
By Larry James Weakland
January 5, 2020
not good
I ordered 12 of the same cards on December 14 and received them on December 23. Of course my cards were not received until after Xmas. It should not take nine days to fill and send out and then receive such a simple order. I will not be using your services or products again.

By Boozer
Woodsboro, MD
December 26, 2019
for any lady
gave this card to a pregnant waitress, who could not see her toes. she loved it!!!!
By Riff
November 28, 2019
Fun Card
Perfect card for the person!
October 25, 2019
How much funnier can a card be???
Great card---recipients will certainly love this!!
By suzy
January 13, 2019
Sent this to all my gal pals.So much better than the normal boring family pic xmas cards! Was a big hit...they all loved it!
By Chris
Fresno, CA
December 7, 2018
Super satisfied
Card quality is awesome. With coupon discount, it was a good buy.
By Leslie
Lakeside, AZ
November 27, 2018
Only you...
could make this funny!
By Terri Francis
Grayville, Illinois
November 25, 2018
If anyone wants the perfect camel toe/mistletoe card.. this is the place to get it!
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