Ah, kids today with their iPhones, baggy jeans, texting and Tweeters. Illustrated by Gustavo Rodriguez, this hilarious Christmas card is the perfect gift for those who refuse to wear clothes that fit. Of course, clothes that fit are so 90s and outdated. This holiday year forget the clothes. Just give them this hilarious Christmas card and forty dollars. We're sure they'll be able to find something ill-fitting and tacky for that.