Unless you're Charlie Brown, picking out a tree isn't the hard part. Getting the tree home is a lot more difficult, especially on foot. When your sap-sticky hands are tied, punching in your address for Siri is going to prove difficult. We know spatial and directional intuitiveness is a diminished cognition in the age of iPhones, but when you're carrying home a 7-foot spruce, you better figure it out. If you know someone who tends to seem lost during the holiday season, then this hilarious Christmas card is a point in the right direction.