The perfect card for your favorite cartographer (look it up), this hilarious Christmas card allows you to follow Santa on his one night of gift-giving travels. You think it's easy to visit every house in the world in one night? It takes some efficient travel planning to get it done. Map Quest doesn't take into account stratospheric trade winds and holiday cheer, so Santa has to rely on his own map, which we've generously reproduced on this Christmas card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches