Do you know someone who is a bit, er, promiscuous? If so, here is the perfect Xmas card to handle this delicate situation. As always with our cards, you can expect a total lack of taste equaled only by the loads of laughs this card is sure to get. Here's a perfect Yuletide card to give to that special friend of yours that seems to get all the attention on the festive day. Let her know that you understand what she really is and her secret to all the attention she gets. If she has a good sense of humor, she will laugh right along with you. If not, well, so much for your friendship. Ah, well, there are plenty more like her. Bright red with blue and pink dresses - classy yet crass.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches