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Twas the Bite Before Christmas: Funny Christmas Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 5965
Cover Reads: Twas The Night Before Christmas When All Through The House Not A Calorie Was Spared, It All Went In My Mouth. My Stockings Were Hung By My Ankles, Legs Bare. They No Longer Fit And I Didn't Care. The Chocolates Were Eaten, The Damage Was Done. The Hell With My Diet, And Boy Was It Fun. Now Brownies! Now Brittle! Now Eggnog And Fudge! On Cookies! On Cupcakes! On Fruitcakes And Blintzes! To The Girth Of My Hips! To My Intestinal Walls! Now Eat Away! Eat Away! Eat Away!
Inside Reads: Happy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Bite.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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Never again will your friend look at the "Twas the Nite Before Christmas" the same way again once they receive this hilarious card by NobleWorks. In all reality this is what it's all about...the food, the fudge, the goodies galore. Share the true meaning of the season with someone you love and let them know it's okay to eat all this stuff.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Twas the Bite Before Christmas Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed in USA
Introduced: March 15, 2012
UPC: 745469059656
Availability: In Stock
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