Nothing in Eggnog: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

Doesn't fruitcake always taste kind of "off?" Well, in the retro household seasonally and hilariously pictured on this merry and bright Xmas card, the fruitcake can turn you "on." And put you out. Pictured pouring some steaming hot coffee from an old-fashioned silver percolator into a pink cup, a devilishly delightful dame in a pearl necklace and prankster expression doles out some real head-spinning Yuletide good cheer and feel-good festive spirit. A funny, stylish, red, green and gold, high times greeting for all those with a fine sense of humor and an open mind when it comes to Happy Holiday hallucinogenics.