Santa Hates Ass-Kissers: Funny Christmas Card

Item #: 5885
Cover Reads:
I Know You've Been A Good Boy, Jeffery, But Santa Hates Ass-Kissers...So You Ain't Gettin' Shit This Year.
Inside Reads:
Merry Christmas And All That Shit.
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If you are the 47,532 kid to sit on Santa Claus’ lap, you may end up speaking to a Santa that has had enough. On this NobleWorks Cards holiday card, Santa explains to the boy that it is not good to kiss ass. The shocked look on the boy’s face — as drawn by Tom Cheney — is laugh out loud funny. Obviously this card is not meant for young eyes, or for those who still believe in Santa Claus. This Funny Christmas Cards line card is perfect for everyone else and will bring many laughs during the holidays.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Santa Hates Ass-Kissers
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
March 15, 2013
UPC:
745469058857
Availability:
In Stock
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