Does your mom bake Santa a big batch of his favorite cookies for Christmas? Or does she give him a candy cane blow job? This cover art is brilliant reading "Hey it really does take like candy!" The inside of this Christmas card reads "Yes, You Cane Have A Merry Christmas" which is sure to put a smile on just about any (adults) face! Not for the younger audiences but surely an adult-humor Christmas card the older folks will laugh at for days!
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches