Some people really love Christmas. Most people really love slapping the crap out of those happy little elves.
Just because your friends hate the holidays doesn’t mean you should leave them alone. This dirty Christmas card from our Talk Bubbles line is the perfect card to lift some spirits during a hard time of year. Let that special someone know you really care with this funny card from NobleWorks Cards. Help them tolerate all the sights and sounds of the season by letting them laugh over a dirty joke. We guarantee this will be the best card they get all year. With a retro look and funny message, it is sure to make the recipient laugh.
We’ll also help relieve your holiday stress by saving you money. Our free shipping will help your heart grow three sizes, and our bulk discount escalates like your blood pressure the more of this card you buy. So stock up and give a Give a Shit Christmas card to everyone on your list.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches