Christmas Carols For Everyone: Hilarious Blank Printed Card

Item #: 1088K
Cover Reads:
Christmas Carols For The Mentally Unbalanced. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic -- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic -- Deck The Halls And Lawns And Streets And Stores And Offices And Cars And Bushes And Trees... Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Bet Me. Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire, Jack Frost Nipping At My Nose. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent Night, Holy Ooooh Look At The Froggy, And I Have A Chocolate, Why Is France So Far Away? Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Going To Cry, I'm Going To Put, I'm Going To Tell You Why. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Finally, a Christmas card for the whole family - of mental disorders! The Christmas Carols for Everyone Funny Card from NobleWorks provides a song sheet for the mentally disturbed, no matter what their disorder. Paranoids, schizophrenics, obsessive compulsives, and people diagnosed with dementia, multiple personality and attention deficit disorders are all helpfully and hilariously provided new verses to their favourite old Christmas carols. Get everybody singing along with unhinged good cheer (except for the real psychos) by gifting them this red-bordered, blank on the inside card.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Christmas Carols For Everyone
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
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Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
October 15, 2015
UPC:
745469210880
Availability:
In Stock
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By matthew
Mahopac
They love it!
February 4, 2022
I sent this out this past Christmas and got raves!