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To Do List: Humorous Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1011
Cover Reads: You Don't Appear On The 'naughty' Or The 'nice' List...You Were On My 'to Do' List!
Inside Reads: Santa's Coming... Merry Christmas!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Humorous Christmas Greeting Card by John Caldwell from - To Do List image 1Humorous Christmas Greeting Card by John Caldwell from - To Do List image 2

Occasion: Christmas

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Santa's only human. The "naughty" list and the "nice" list are business requirements, but the guy has his "to-do" list, too. And who can blame him? Certainly not I. After the holidays, the poor dude probably needs to blow off some steam before the grind begins again. The North Pole is a racket, from what I’ve heard.

I’m pretty sure you know a pervert who would thinks Santa’s “to-do list” would be hilarious. Or a few perverts, depending on the circles you run in. Share these laughs with your family, co-workers and off-color friends this Christmas season and send them this, or another one of's funny Christmas cards. Check out our selection of hilarious Christmas cards and bring a little light-heartedness back to a season that has gotten a little too serious.

Our dirty Christmas cards are appropriate for adult audiences who aren't so uptight they'll freak out if the see Santa without his red suit. Our cards are the hilarious product of the warped minds at, bringing you laughs, surprises and other fineries since 1980.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: To Do List Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: John Caldwell
Credit: Art by John Caldwell
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: March 15, 2007
UPC: 745469010114
Availability: In Stock
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To Do List Card   $4.28
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By Frank
Peoria, AZ
January 13, 2020
LOVE this card.
By Brian Guthrie
Pgh Pa
January 9, 2020
Xmas fun
fun card
December 23, 2018
too funny
this card was perfect for my ex girlfriend to add some humor to our on again off again relationship!
By Terry
Birmingham England
November 8, 2018
Excellent, just as advertised
Am very happy with purchase, exactly as described and have already ordered some more cards , and will be again
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