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No Salt: Hysterical Merry Christmas Printed Card

Item #: C8739XSG
Cover Reads:
My date asked for her margarita without salt.
Inside Reads:
Cheers to a Happy Holiday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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The romantic date pictured on this funny Christmas card is lovey dovey special enough to melt anyone's … head? When you're a dining out snowwoman served up a salty cocktail, yes. Your friends, relatives and workmates will be streaming tears of salty laughter and busting their guts with chuckles and chortles when you gift them the hilarious Xmas gag greeting available here. The colorful, comic and clever Noel joke card is just what you and they ordered to ensure the Yuletide goes down just right, with plenty of festive good cheer and Holiday high spirits.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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No Salt
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Glenn McCoy
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
May 15, 2025
UPC:
745469300666
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Rose T.
Canton, NC
Loved it!
December 30, 2025
Another great card that my friends loved!
By Domestically c.
Boston Metrowest
How I like MY margaritas
November 29, 2025
At my knitting group's monthly visits to the same Chinese restaurant, the first words out of the waiter's mouth to me are 'margarita no salt?' Me: yes, please. This card will be a big hit at our Yankee Swap.
Pros
  • Appropriate for my circumstances
Cons
  • Too bad for the snow-girl
By Susan P.
Denver, CO
Hilarious card
November 28, 2025
Really funny cards with a great selection. Also, the cards and envelopes aren’t flimsy.
By TSH
IN
GREAT CARD FOR KIDS
November 27, 2025
I’ve given NOBLE WORKS cards for several years, and they are always a hit, This card is great even for kids because they def know what happens when salt hits snow. Actually it would work for anybody who likes to laugh!