John Callahan's Sniff Your Butt Dogs: Funny All Occasions Blank Greeting Card

Some dogs can be a real bitch on details. Like the hidebound hound cartoon pictured on this hilarious card. The security guard dog is taking no chances, using its brown-nose to sniff out any unauthorized intruders. Done up in bright, bold pink, green, gray, white, blue and orange, this cute, clever, humorous card will have any recipient laughing their ass off. You won't whiff, believe us, giving out this good cheer canine greeting.