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Two Pound: Humorous All Occasions Printed Card

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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Item #: 0609
Cover Reads: One Of Life's Mysteries Is How A Two Pound Box Of Chocolate Can Make A Woman Gain Five Pounds.
Inside Reads: Not Greeted

Occasion: All Occasions

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This has been the question women have asked for a really long time...How eating 2 pounds of chocolate can make you gain 5 pounds of weight. Even though the ladies might say that you don't have to get them chocolates for any special occasion, such as Valentine's Day, but you would be smart not to believe them. They really are wanting and even expecting it. Plus, another useful bit of information, whenever they make a comment such as, "You don't need to get me any chocolate...I'm too fat now." You would be wise to contradict their statement, even if it's true. So, give this blank, All Occasion card to someone that may be asking this same question today. And you will be sure to pack on the 'laughs' with this funny card offered only at NobleWorks.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Two Pound Card
Occasion: All Occasions
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: May 15, 2005
UPC: 745469006094
Availability: In Stock
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