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Wanker: Funny Blank Printed Greeting Card

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Inside Reads:

Blank

Item #: 3601K

Cover Reads:	"Son, If You Masturbate Too Much, You'll Go Blind." "Dad, I'm Over Here!"

Inside Reads:	Blank

Availability:	In Stock

If you have a friend who has itchy palms or even hairy palms, the Wanker Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect card for him. The concerned father depicted on this hilarious, colorful, doll of a card really pulls a boner when he lectures his son about one of the many masturbation myths. Any boy, or girl, will explode with laughter when they get their hands on this crazy funny card.

Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds

Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches

Name:	Wanker (Blank) Card

Occasion:	All Occasions

Line:	Red Rocket

Greeting Card Style:	Regular Version: 5" x 7"

Artist:	Kirsty Hotson

Credit:	Art by Hotson Kristy

Paper Stock:	Card paper from mixed sources

Introduced:	June 01, 2014

UPC:	745469236019