Wanker: Funny Blank Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 3601K
Cover Reads: "Son, If You Masturbate Too Much, You'll Go Blind." "Dad, I'm Over Here!"
Inside Reads: Blank
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
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Funny Blank Printed Greeting Card by Kirsty Hotson from NobleWorksCards.com - Wanker image 1Funny Blank Printed Greeting Card by Kirsty Hotson from NobleWorksCards.com - Wanker image 2

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If you have a friend who has itchy palms or even hairy palms, the Wanker Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect card for him. The concerned father depicted on this hilarious, colorful, doll of a card really pulls a boner when he lectures his son about one of the many masturbation myths. Any boy, or girl, will explode with laughter when they get their hands on this crazy funny card.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Wanker (Blank) Card
Occasion: All Occasions
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Kirsty Hotson
Credit: Art by Hotson Kristy
Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced: June 01, 2014
UPC: 745469236019
Availability: In Stock
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By Leilani
Elizabeth City, NC
August 19, 2018
My friends loved this terrible, terrible card, LOL
Sent this to several of my friends. Was a hit. I guess I have a perverted circle of friends?? I am sure that does not reflect on me AT ALL.
By Amy
Westbrook,CT
February 22, 2019
My favorite
It’s great that the cards can be blank on the inside. I was able to use this card as a thank you note. Totally appropriate.
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