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Wanker: Funny Blank Printed Greeting Card

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Item #: 3601K
Cover Reads: "Son, If You Masturbate Too Much, You'll Go Blind." "Dad, I'm Over Here!"
Inside Reads: Blank
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      If you have a friend who has itchy palms or even hairy palms, the Wanker Humor Paper Card from NobleWorks Cards is the perfect card for him. The concerned father depicted on this hilarious, colorful, doll of a card really pulls a boner when he lectures his son about one of the many masturbation myths. Any boy, or girl, will explode with laughter when they get their hands on this crazy funny card.
      Shipping weight: 1 oz
      Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
      Name: Wanker (Blank) Card
      Occasion: All Occasions
      Line: RedRocket
      Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
      Artist: Kirsty Hotson
      Credit: Art by Hotson Kristy
      Paper Stock: Card paper from mixed sources
      Introduced: June 01, 2014
      UPC: 745469236019
      Availability: In Stock
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      By Leilani
      Elizabeth City, NC
      August 19, 2018
      My friends loved this terrible, terrible card, LOL
      Sent this to several of my friends. Was a hit. I guess I have a perverted circle of friends?? I am sure that does not reflect on me AT ALL.
      By Amy
      Westbrook,CT
      February 22, 2019
      My favorite
      It’s great that the cards can be blank on the inside. I was able to use this card as a thank you note. Totally appropriate.
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