All Hail The Queen: Humor All Occasions Blank Card for Women

May we (and you) present her high and mightiness: the MOTHERF*CKING QUEEN! Pictured in all her retro glory swaddled in an imperial pink, gold, green and russet gown, with a red bowed, white feathered golden crown atop her perfectly coiffed blonde curls, this keen queen is flaunting her style and demanding everybody's full attention. The reception this fine, funny, female regal card will receive when you deign to gift it out to somebody who pleases you will be just as marvelous. Bold, bright, brash, pink, orange and white letters and exclamation points accessorize her mofo majesty's shining glory, as well.