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A little boy wrote a letter to Santa:
"Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back:
"Okay, send me your mother."
Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year! If we just got you to chuckle out loud, then these funny Christmas cards were made especially for you. Who wants a squeaky-clean holiday card when you can send naughty Christmas cards that will ruffle some feathers, incite some controversy and enrage your friends, co-workers, business associates and family members? (Particularly Aunt Mabel, who inarguably needs a good laugh, I’ve heard.)
At NobleWorks, we are the self-proclaimed masters of adult merriment. Which doesn’t mean a whole lot, but dammit: We have some funny and damn sarcastic Christmas cards. Our big selection of funny X-mas greetings and other holiday cheer can be suitable for family fun or deliciously not suitable at all. In fact, they are downright inappropriate. However, our funny Christmas cards are guaranteed to raise eyebrows, piss a few people off and keep everyone (with a functional sense of humor, at least) howling with laughter this festive season.
You might have a naughty friend who's on Santa's shit list. Feeling like Scrooge? Well, then you can wish everyone a Merry Christmas without being boring or having a stick up your rear end. How about some dark humor about the dangers of global warming with our Bad News, We're Running out of Ice polar bear cocktails card? Your non-religious friends and family (or the religious ones with a very healthy sense of humor) won't be able to stop laughing at the Are We Early? Three Kings Christmas card. Santa Ho Ho Omm is the perfect Merry Christmas card for your yoga enthusiast. From obscene reindeer lawn ornaments and Jesus tending bar to animal testicles and Santa's crack jokes, nothing is sacred here at NobleWorks Cards. We wouldn't have it any other way. You'll also discover funny holiday cards, Hanukkah cards and cards for Festivus (for the rest of us).
These funny Christmas greeting cards are not only eye candy. They're also printed in the U.S. and friendly to your pocketbook. Some NobleWorks Christmas cards might shock more conservative relatives, but they'll make the more adventures and fun relatives laugh all through the holidays — and well into the New Year.
Whether you're looking for funny Christmas cards, sarcastic Christmas cards, Christmas cards boxed sets, funny Hanukkah cards or just about any other kind of funny holiday cards, you can avoid the traffic, craziness and all that so-called holiday cheer bullshit by shopping online quickly and easily at NobleWorksCards.com. You'll save money, thanks to our free shipping policy, whether you buy one funny Christmas card or 100. Also, you won’t need to fight that jerk for a parking space at the mall and walk the 50 feet to the entrance. You can order our funny Christmas cards from the comfort of your own home. In your underwear. Drunk, maybe? Hell, we don’t judge.
But you'll want to buy a bunch of our funny boxed holiday cards to make sure you cover all those friends and relatives who appreciate a bit of ill-natured fun at this most stressful time of the year. Order our humorous boxed holiday cards online and you'll be well on your way to enjoying what a good holiday should really be: relaxing and stress free.
At NobleWorks, we are the self-proclaimed masters of adult merriment. Which doesn’t mean a whole lot, but dammit: We have some funny and damn sarcastic Christmas cards. Our big selection of funny X-mas greetings and other holiday cheer can be suitable for family fun or deliciously not suitable at all. In fact, they are downright inappropriate. However, our funny Christmas cards are guaranteed to raise eyebrows, piss a few people off and keep everyone (with a functional sense of humor, at least) howling with laughter this festive season.
You might have a naughty friend who's on Santa's shit list. Feeling like Scrooge? Well, then you can wish everyone a Merry Christmas without being boring or having a stick up your rear end. How about some dark humor about the dangers of global warming with our Bad News, We're Running out of Ice polar bear cocktails card? Your non-religious friends and family (or the religious ones with a very healthy sense of humor) won't be able to stop laughing at the Are We Early? Three Kings Christmas card. Santa Ho Ho Omm is the perfect Merry Christmas card for your yoga enthusiast. From obscene reindeer lawn ornaments and Jesus tending bar to animal testicles and Santa's crack jokes, nothing is sacred here at NobleWorks Cards. We wouldn't have it any other way. You'll also discover funny holiday cards, Hanukkah cards and cards for Festivus (for the rest of us).
These funny Christmas greeting cards are not only eye candy. They're also printed in the U.S. and friendly to your pocketbook. Some NobleWorks Christmas cards might shock more conservative relatives, but they'll make the more adventures and fun relatives laugh all through the holidays — and well into the New Year.
Whether you're looking for funny Christmas cards, sarcastic Christmas cards, Christmas cards boxed sets, funny Hanukkah cards or just about any other kind of funny holiday cards, you can avoid the traffic, craziness and all that so-called holiday cheer bullshit by shopping online quickly and easily at NobleWorksCards.com. You'll save money, thanks to our free shipping policy, whether you buy one funny Christmas card or 100. Also, you won’t need to fight that jerk for a parking space at the mall and walk the 50 feet to the entrance. You can order our funny Christmas cards from the comfort of your own home. In your underwear. Drunk, maybe? Hell, we don’t judge.
But you'll want to buy a bunch of our funny boxed holiday cards to make sure you cover all those friends and relatives who appreciate a bit of ill-natured fun at this most stressful time of the year. Order our humorous boxed holiday cards online and you'll be well on your way to enjoying what a good holiday should really be: relaxing and stress free.
