Masochists and mirth-lovers will enjoy being visually and verbally slapped in the face and busted in the gut by this crimson, cursing All Occasions card. Featuring a bright red front with white typescript, and an interior profane message that really packs a joking wallop, this hilarious, unsubtle greeting is not for the sensitive. Therefore, pitch it on out to friends, family members and coworkers who like getting hit over the head with their humor; and if they don't like it, F 'em!
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches