Spooning Poem: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card
Item #: C10403VDG
Cover Reads:
A really romantic Valentine's Day poem about Spooning. Oh how I want to spoon you, Spooning's so divine, It's such a special feeling, When your body's next to mine. I love it when we spoon, It's my favorite thing to do, We whisper sweetest nothings, While our bodies join like glue. Oh how I want to spoon you, And cuddle up and talk, And when we're finished spooning...
Inside Reads:
We can have a good hard fork! Happy Valentine's Day!
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Get out the sex toy utensils! Because love is on the menu; served up with ribald, raunchy and rhyming poetry on the forking funny and fabulous Valentine's Day card featured here. Maybe not suitable for children or classroom-giving, the heartfelt and humorous V-Day greeting dishes up some smooth, sexy and saucy verbiage along with a pair of hysterically delightful cartoon Cupids. Your wife, husband, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend will be laughing at and loving on the fitting February 14th missive which ladles out the torrid love physically, emotionally and cutlery.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Spooning Poem
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
September 30, 2022
UPC:
745469273823
Availability:
In Stock
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