You don't have to be a heart surgeon, or gynecologist, to appreciate the emotional and physical feelings lovingly and laughingly expressed on this heartfelt (and hopefully genital-felt) V-Day card. Featuring a big, red, velvet heart and a vivid, white dotted, pink background on the outside, and a sexily suggestive punch line on the inside, this tender, touchy-feely, hilarious, hands-on greeting will have your loved one beaming and beating with good cheer and great emotion. An amazing card both sweetly appreciative and seductively instructional.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches